this is totally 100% percent true

I just saw Dylan Moran and he is the funniest person in the world

I had tears like rolling down my cheeks

I have never laughed so hard for 2 hours straight dear GOD WHY IS HE SO FUNNY

I am so tired and my throat feels like it should be on a strepsils ad because it's like RAZORBLADES OF PAIN in my throat and yeah

I wish strepsils actually worked

I am going to recover from laughing for 2 hours straight now

goodnight