Okay firstly my mother was like GET A MASSAGE YOU'LL FEEL GR8 and since she couldn't con my brother into one I didn't really have a choice. So I was like 'ugh okay what requires the least touching' and she was like FOOT MASSAGE LOL YAY YOU'LL FEEL SO GR8!!!ENTHUSIASM!!! so I was like ~*~wateva mom~*~ and I went along to this shit and can I just say
I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life
Except for the time earlier today when we walked into what I thought was this really cool art gallery and in fact turned out to be a massive warehouse full of brightly coloured gay porn and dicks everywhere. That was motherfucking uncomfortable.
Ha today is a day of uncomfortableness for the ham
No No but seriously this fucking massage. I had to bite my lip til it bled to stop myself from laughing because I'm fucking ticklish okay. The lady even asked what was wrong and I was like LOL NOTHING IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE FEELING UP MY THIGH OR ANYTHING WHEN I THOUGHT THIS WOULD JUST BE A STRICTLY FOOT MASSAGE NO BIG DEAL IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO SELF COMBUST FROM THE LACK OF PERSONAL SPACE OR ANYTHING
Oh man I didn't even realise but I have a problem with people
touching
me
That was meant to sound creepy
ha ha I bet you feel uncomfortable reading this now
ha
Yesterday we went for a bike ride that was downhill for 2 hours and had like two fucking huge up and down sort of hills but otherwise I didn't pedal the whole time and it was the best bike ride of my whole life yep
it's kind of cool when you're riding through large expanses of farm lands and you see tiny little kids running out from their houses just to say hi to you
and a lot of them squealed at my hair
sometimes I wonder if people think my head is bleeding from a distance, especially with a helmet on. I'm not sure
It's really nice because I really like this holiday and you know what I just love everyone lawl so full of love dis neva happens!!!!! embrace it!!!!! ~ <3
I mean there's that thought sitting at the back of my head reminding me that as soon as school starts up again and as soon as I get back from here, and more specifically, realise I have motherfucking holiday homework to do for a semester of electives I hate, that I'll fall back into my old fun depressing mood yay life ha ha ha
Those thoughts have just occasionally risen whilst I've been here but like
You don't even know how good that is for me
I don't even know how to explain how weird it is for me to be this
uh
content?
almost all the fucking time
or at least being able to keep a lid on my negative thoughts and such
it's weird
Do you want to know something irrelevant? Tumblr was so beautiful tonight oh my god so many magnificent photos of many things I can't even form words well anymore
If you don't find mikey way attractive at all I have some news for you
you're a lesbian
LOOK AT HOW LONG THIS IS
I DESERVE TO BE BURNT AT THE STAKE
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