I don't understand

Why did every single guy from my primary school turn into a lad?
Why did every single girl turn into a slut or some strange bogan living in strange outer suburbs, livin' it up in their trackies and such?

I only mention this because today I was on the bus and I saw this fellow who I had not seen for years and he goes to Wesley now. Lawl. And he was talking very obnoxiously loudly about some sort of graffiti and then booze, from what I heard. Why is our generation so weird?
Also I am not saying this in a serious tone. This amuses me beyond belief.

In any case, I am going to paint a picture and then go off and have a lovely night at Alex's, free of lads and bogans. Wonderful.